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Hi! I'm Travis! Isn't that just AWESOME!?!?! I'm sure you're quite awed by my shear awesomeness, so how about I tell you just how awesome I am? Well, you see, I'm dangerously awesome. That is to say, I'm so awesome that if a pirate and a ninja were fighting in the town square, they would both stop when I showed up and then bow and fight even harder to impress me. Using things like ninja stars and broken bottles of rum. Rum of course, that I have already finished off, because wasted rum just wont do. EVER! So anyway, people often stop to behold my awesomeness when I'm driving down the street. I would be considered a driving hazard, but the police can never seem to get over how awesome I am long enough to do anything about it. meh, go figure. My partner in crime/awesomeness/groove makin' is my sidekick, Milky White. Here she is,





isn't she awesome? Very! Now, as you may or may not know, depnding on how much time you've had to think inbetween awesome awareness momments, that I play bass. Not only do I play bass, but I also play guitar, piano, and tuba. Not only do I play bass, guitar piano and tuba, but I also teach bass, guitar, tuba and music theory. Awesome, huh? Yea. This summer I played tuba for the Blue Devils "B" Corps and toured the mid-west for two weeks!! It was SUPER awesome. And here THEY are...
And yea...sweet. I'm done!

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